1. Answer the 10 questions, made by your tagger
2. Then type up 10 new questions, and tag 10 people to answer them.
3. They can be random questions, but musn't be anything rude or sexual.
1. Why do men think girls will unite when all girls do is fight with each other?
Because all men think all women think like men
2. Why are babies so cute?
3. what colors are emotions?
Depends on the emotion.
4. Why do teachers get stupider as you get older.
They don't - you just get smarter and realize what boneheads they are.
5. Who framed Roger Rabbit?
Jessica Rabbit, that slut.
6. Why do main characters always have such great chemistry?
Because let's face it, without sexual tension, the action-adventure genre would be shot to hell.
7. Why do fat men aways have skinny girlfriends on t.v.?
People don't like fat people - which is too bad, because at this point, there's more of us than there is of you XD
8. Why is the sky blue when the sun is shinning?
It isn't - our eyes make it seem blue because it's what they can handle seeing.
9. Why don't birds realize there is a reason they find food on the road.
Because their brains are the size of my eyeball.
10. Why is scooby still afraid of people in costumes?
Despite that fact that they claim he is a dog, scooby-doo is, in fact, a pussy.
1. If you kill a man and nobody misses him, is it really that wrong?
2. How many people DOES it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3. How many people can know a secret before it's not a secret anymore?
4. Charlie the Unicorn = ?
5. Does anyone care what the stamp on a letter looks like?
6. A fat man in a speedo cannonballs into a pool and squishes two people. Who do you sue?
7. Yellow is to sky as airplane is to...?
8. Quick - William Shatner!
9. Wait that wasn't a question. Or was it?
10. Killer whales kill things. What do sperm whales do?