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United States
Current Residence: The Underworld
deviantWEAR sizing preference: L
Favourite genre of music: Rock, Metal, etc
Favourite photographer: ---
Favourite style of art: I can't choose!
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: Sandisk Sansa
Personal Quote: "The only difference between top and bottom is the grip."
  • Listening to: Your Love - The Outfield
  • Reading: this page
  • Watching: Skyrim sneak peeks
  • Playing: Fallout: New a boss
  • Eating: whatever i can dig out of the fridge
  • Drinking: hot chocolate
1. Answer the 10 questions, made by your tagger
2. Then type up 10 new questions, and tag 10 people to answer them.
3. They can be random questions, but musn't be anything rude or sexual.

My questions

1. Why do men think girls will unite when all girls do is fight with each other?
Because all men think all women think like men :D

2. Why are babies so cute?
Biological programming.

3. what colors are emotions?
Depends on the emotion.

4. Why do teachers get stupider as you get older.
They don't - you just get smarter and realize what boneheads they are.

5. Who framed Roger Rabbit?
Jessica Rabbit, that slut.

6. Why do main characters always have such great chemistry?
Because let's face it, without sexual tension, the action-adventure genre would be shot to hell.

7. Why do fat men aways have skinny girlfriends on t.v.?
People don't like fat people - which is too bad, because at this point, there's more of us than there is of you XD

8. Why is the sky blue when the sun is shinning?
It isn't - our eyes make it seem blue because it's what they can handle seeing.

9. Why don't birds realize there is a reason they find food on the road.
Because their brains are the size of my eyeball.

10. Why is scooby still afraid of people in costumes?
Despite that fact that they claim he is a dog, scooby-doo is, in fact, a pussy.


1. If you kill a man and nobody misses him, is it really that wrong?
2. How many people DOES it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3. How many people can know a secret before it's not a secret anymore?
4. Charlie the Unicorn = ?
5. Does anyone care what the stamp on a letter looks like?
6. A fat man in a speedo cannonballs into a pool and squishes two people. Who do you sue?
7. Yellow is to sky as airplane is to...?
8. Quick - William Shatner!
9. Wait that wasn't a question. Or was it?
10. Killer whales kill things. What do sperm whales do?

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Ruhianna Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN ~! Thoughi'mnotsureyouronDAanymore
Ruhianna Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YES AGAIN ANOTHER YEAR wishyouwerehereseeyouinjune*fail*
EyesInObscurity Featured By Owner May 26, 2014
Well, hey, at least you got the day right!
Ruhianna Featured By Owner May 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ffhtbt I wish I got your picture done in time though lD ! ITs done though now :'D hope it looks good happy *late* bIRTHDAY LETS SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS WHO THIS IS
Ruhianna Featured By Owner May 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
EyesInObscurity Featured By Owner May 25, 2012
Pssssh! The hell you say!

Thank you, love :D
Ruhianna Featured By Owner May 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
CAUSE I never see you on DA sweet thing lD
EyesInObscurity Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
I'm never sure when you're gonna be on! But I do check it at least once a day.
Sing-Laugh-Love Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
lana!!! tag ur it!! [link]
Sing-Laugh-Love Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
woman.....i miss you!!!! youz lefted me :( is u staying with ur sister now?
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